Dear little brother,
It's not cool to untie the strings on my the back of my bikini; its not like a Christmas present.
Sincerely, shrieking teenage girl.
* true fact I have seen this done, for onlookers it is hilarious*
Dear anger management attendee,
On a scale of 1-Chris Brown, how upset are you?
Sincerely, your therapist.
That spider is more afraid of you th...... OH MY GOD IT'S HUGE!
Sincerely, just give him the room!
*reminds me of mac*
If 4 out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the 5th enjoys it?
Dear teenage boy speeding into the parking lot with your windows down and music up,
You're going to Target.
Sincerely, you're not a gangster.
Dear Rebecca Black,
At least I brush my teeth in the morning.
Dear male cafeteria attendant,
Am I supposed to address you as a "Lunch Lord?"
Sincerely, amused student.
I have a list of people you missed.
Sincerely, no rush, though.
I hope these give you a chuckle or two! :)